Crescent Crew Hoodie

$60.00
Moon Mode ain't about the job, bruh. It's that straight-up homie energy when the day shift dips, the streets chill out, and it's just the crew posted up at 0300 swapping war stories, clowning on each other, and talking mad shit that definitely ain't for the group chat or the sergeant's ears.

Radios low. City's quiet but the vibes are loud — laughing at the dumb call from earlier, roasting the rookie who still thinks admin cares, passing around that one meme that's been circulating since 2019. The kind of off-mic, locker-room, you-had-to-be-there nonsense that keeps the shift bearable. No paperwork, no cameras, just the boys being boys under that crescent glow.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design? You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Available Colors:
Black, Navy Blazer, Maroon, Charcoal Heather, Vintage Black, Team Red, Adobe, Dusty Rose, Khaki, Team Gold, Carbon Grey

Fit Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

DISCLAIMER
This hoodie and all associated artwork, text, and themes are 100% satire, parody, and dark humor inside jokes, night-shift memes, and locker-room ribbing made purely for laughs and crew vibes.
It is not meant to encourage, endorse, suggest, depict, instruct, or represent any actual misconduct, policy violation, interference with recording equipment, unethical actions, unprofessional behavior, or anything illegal or against department rules whatsoever.
Forecast Securities Group is a brand with zero affiliation to any agency, department, or organization. Everything here is fictionalized comedy and cultural clowning. Any similarity to real procedures, policies, events, or people is pure coincidence and not intentional.
This is hoodie talk for the boys nothing more. Laugh, wear it, keep it moving.

This Crescent Crew Hoodie is made fresh for you the second you hit order. That’s why it takes us a little longer to get it in your hands.

We print these on demand instead of cranking out bulk BS in a warehouse. Helps cut down on overproduction and waste, so thanks for keeping it smart and repping the set.
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Moon Mode ain't about the job, bruh. It's that straight-up homie energy when the day shift dips, the streets chill out, and it's just the crew posted up at 0300 swapping war stories, clowning on each other, and talking mad shit that definitely ain't for the group chat or the sergeant's ears.

Radios low. City's quiet but the vibes are loud — laughing at the dumb call from earlier, roasting the rookie who still thinks admin cares, passing around that one meme that's been circulating since 2019. The kind of off-mic, locker-room, you-had-to-be-there nonsense that keeps the shift bearable. No paperwork, no cameras, just the boys being boys under that crescent glow.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design? You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Available Colors:
Black, Navy Blazer, Maroon, Charcoal Heather, Vintage Black, Team Red, Adobe, Dusty Rose, Khaki, Team Gold, Carbon Grey

Fit Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

DISCLAIMER
This hoodie and all associated artwork, text, and themes are 100% satire, parody, and dark humor inside jokes, night-shift memes, and locker-room ribbing made purely for laughs and crew vibes.
It is not meant to encourage, endorse, suggest, depict, instruct, or represent any actual misconduct, policy violation, interference with recording equipment, unethical actions, unprofessional behavior, or anything illegal or against department rules whatsoever.
Forecast Securities Group is a brand with zero affiliation to any agency, department, or organization. Everything here is fictionalized comedy and cultural clowning. Any similarity to real procedures, policies, events, or people is pure coincidence and not intentional.
This is hoodie talk for the boys nothing more. Laugh, wear it, keep it moving.

This Crescent Crew Hoodie is made fresh for you the second you hit order. That’s why it takes us a little longer to get it in your hands.

We print these on demand instead of cranking out bulk BS in a warehouse. Helps cut down on overproduction and waste, so thanks for keeping it smart and repping the set.