The Barrel Rat Tank
Meet your loudest, quietest professional.
Small up front. Full rat behavior behind your back.
Bang flag. Surf stance. He talks like he’s with you, paddles like he isn’t, and somehow already knows what happened in the parking lot. The Barrel Rat Tank celebrates that beautiful gray zone between trust and treachery, where operators, CIs, double-dippers, and suspiciously well-informed locals all paddle for the same wave, but somebody always talks before the set arrives.
The front keeps it clean with the BANG chest graphic. The back tells the rest of the story: Forecast’s favorite unreliable narrator dropping into Santa Cruz with one hand on the line and absolutely no loyalty to the lineup.
This ain’t your basic tank. It’s lightweight, soft, and built for beach runs, range days, post-shift decompression, and debriefs that definitely never happened. Whether you’re briefing a source or trying not to become one, the Barrel Rat has your back.
Just don’t turn yours on him.
Influence. The. Weather.
Specs, a.k.a. The Rat Trap
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Tri-blends: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
30-singles thread weight
Side-seamed construction, because even rats need structure
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States
“Trusted. Not Truuusted.”
Each Barrel Rat Tank is made to order the moment you make contact. That means shipping may take a little longer, but it also means we’re not stacking boxes full of unsold gear or maintaining an evidence locker of questionable purchasing decisions.
Meet your loudest, quietest professional.
Small up front. Full rat behavior behind your back.
Bang flag. Surf stance. He talks like he’s with you, paddles like he isn’t, and somehow already knows what happened in the parking lot. The Barrel Rat Tank celebrates that beautiful gray zone between trust and treachery, where operators, CIs, double-dippers, and suspiciously well-informed locals all paddle for the same wave, but somebody always talks before the set arrives.
The front keeps it clean with the BANG chest graphic. The back tells the rest of the story: Forecast’s favorite unreliable narrator dropping into Santa Cruz with one hand on the line and absolutely no loyalty to the lineup.
This ain’t your basic tank. It’s lightweight, soft, and built for beach runs, range days, post-shift decompression, and debriefs that definitely never happened. Whether you’re briefing a source or trying not to become one, the Barrel Rat has your back.
Just don’t turn yours on him.
Influence. The. Weather.
Specs, a.k.a. The Rat Trap
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Tri-blends: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
30-singles thread weight
Side-seamed construction, because even rats need structure
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States
“Trusted. Not Truuusted.”
Each Barrel Rat Tank is made to order the moment you make contact. That means shipping may take a little longer, but it also means we’re not stacking boxes full of unsold gear or maintaining an evidence locker of questionable purchasing decisions.
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